The Modesto Bee | Exclusive to The Bee: Secret librarian handshake revealed!: "Q. Hey Library Man: I always seem to find very attractive librarians working the reference desk, but I'm intimidated by how smart they are. Do you know any good librarian pickup lines I could 'borrow'? -- Bo
A. Dear 'Bo' (if that's your real name): The librarian mystique -- prim, proper and brainy by day, but transforming into wildcats after sunset -- can be intimidating. But don't be too bashful. Remember, Laura Bush was a librarian, and she settled for a smarmy frat boy who never read anything thicker than a Cliff's Notes pamphlet. His opening line was probably 'Are you with me or against me?' or 'If it's a date you want, bring it on.'"
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